IF YOU HAVE had to attend a wedding as a single person, you will be well familiar with the dreaded line of questioning about why you’re single or when you’re going to get married.

It’s… exhausting.

So you can understand the temptation of just bringing a stranger to the wedding in order to bypass all those nightmare conversations.

Facing the prospect of going to his sister’s wedding solo, Matt from Co. Sligo has decided to put up an ad on DoneDeal looking for a “wedding partner”.

And it’s…. grim.

Done Deal Done Deal

The main points:

• You will get a free dinner and “some drink”. (Note: some, not loads.)
  
• You have to be small.
• You have to have your own teeth. This is non-negotiable.
• You must be single unless your other half is okay with you being tagged in Facebook photos at a wedding with literal strangers.
• You must be able to sustain a conversation about cows. (“What’s the deal with cows, eh?”)
• You have to be down with the “holding hands crack”.

Not much to ask, is it?

via BreakingNews

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